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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:03
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Just Forget it!
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
What are the pros and cons of banning homosexuality?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?
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So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Can you tell me a depressing story?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is unattractive about a nice guy? Why do some women don’t choose nice guys?
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Former MLB Star Suffers Serious Injury in Savannah Bananas Game - Sports Illustrated
Still no good.
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...